triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

gabsygabs:

welcome to the family, toaster-chan

fartgallery:

lovenot-lies:

fartgallery:

love you babe <3

Is this just a flipped and enlarged picture of your own feet…

*sweats nervously*

nickelback:

kanye west literally compares himself to vanellope von shweetz in wreck-it ralph

tibets:

WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

coalgirls:

it dont even feel like september it dont even feel like any month we just floatin thru time

white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card

officialwhitegirls:

for our final English project last year we had an essay and it had to be around 800 words and this one guy in our class only had 400 so he copied the words he had and pasted it in white below it

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.