measureyourlifeincake:

ripstudwell:

English class

I Write Sins Not Tradgedgdegedgies

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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is michelle obama real

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

spookyassliam:

Please don’t send “follow back” messages that’s awkward as hell bc I gotta act like I didn’t see it and you know I did

captainfluffatun:

plasticbagvevo:

backtoabettertime:

can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light

I am pretty high right now and that is the moat hilarious thing I have hearf

malefica-anima:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

Woah it’s true.

morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

pixelbabes:

when a mutual unfollows you first

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so then you unfollow them right back

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pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards